Jenni 'JWoww' Farley Quotes
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jenni: What are you?
Snooki: Tan.
I'm drinking my horny goat weed. I'm gonna masturbate and I'm going to bed.
Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?
Why am I doing this by myself, in anger?
If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch.
[on phone to Emilio] So while you're f*%kin' them nasty bitches up there, I'll sure Nicole's gonna get it in down here. So at the end of the day you lose her as it is, and you're still a drunk skank with no job.
[on phone to Emilio] I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*%kin' New York to beat your ass.
[typing] Ron made out with two girls and put his head between the waitress' breasts. Boing.
[to Angelina] At the end of the day, that kid's my brother, and if he can't hit you, I will. You're lucky you're so drunk. Wait 'til tomorrow.
[to Angelina] You wanna stay, you can get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat. Stay, get your ass beat! Stay, get your ass beat! Sleep with one f*%kin' eye open!
The sex shop is perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect. It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes.
JWoww: When I saw Angelina I was like 'that's the icing on the cake.'
Snooki: I'm going to act like she's a fly on the wall and pretend she's not there.