Kelsey: Liza, I feel like such an impostor.
Liza: So do I. Every single day.

Josh: Babe! You're not a millennial.
Liza: Yeah, and Dr. Dre is not a doctor.

Liza: How was dinner last night?
Diana: About as pleasant as a root canal.

Don't be sorry, you should be with someone your own age who will go agro on you and will put your penis in a cage, but that's not me...

Liza

Liza: I bet Seabisquit would love the Gallup poll.
Diana: Honestly, it's like you have some form of literary turrets.

Josh: I know what's happening.
Liza: What?
Josh: I have whiskey dick!
Liza: What?!
Josh: Whiskey dick. My 40-year-old girlfriend got my dick drunk.

Josh: Oh my God though? You're closer to my mom's age than you are to miiiiine.
Liza: OK. Can we stop with the math now?
Josh: Yes. No more math.

Josh: She's 40!
Liza: Hey! Easy with the F word, sweetie.

Liza: Can you believe it? We finally get a night together.
Josh: And they're really good about checking IDs, so we don't need to worry about your daughter showing up.

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Younger Season 2 Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza