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Vanderpump Rules
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on BravoVanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 7: "The Sociopath Test" Quotes
Why am I paying these people? They should be paying me for therapy.
Lisa
If I never would have done all of that douchebagging, I wouldn't be who I am today.
Jax
When it comes to this group, I can predict the future like Gandhi. Did Gandhi predict the future? Who is Gandhi?
Jax
What happened between 6 and midnight? My guess is Stassi Schroeder and probably some tequila.
Scheana
When I think back to my relationship with Stassi, I'm kind of reminded of that movie Misery.
Jax
Scheana apologizing to Lala is like the victims apologizing to Charles Manson.
Stassi
I am ride or fucking die with those goat cheese balls. And my white wine.
Stassi
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