Ugly Betty Season 4 Episode 12: "The Passion of the Betty" Quotes
There are trends to be set, dreams to be trampled!
Wilhelmina
(to Marc) Look at you, you're an Adonis. You're like a gay Hugh Jackman!
Troy
(to Betty) Or the Matt who's an astronaut and you're an alien embryo bursting out of his chest?
Amanda
(to Betty) The real Matt? Or the Matt who's a human sacrifice and you're an Aztec warrior cutting out his heart?
Marc
(to Mark about Troy) No! He is imprinted on you like a gay duckling. If you don't wean him off you slowly, he'll die.
Amanda
(to Amanda) If I knew he was a ga-virgin, I never would have taken his delicate flower!
Marc
(about Claire's whereabouts) How would I know what she was doing in South Dakota? I don't even know where that country is.
Amanda
Oh my lover is good!...At painting!
Now that Suzuki, is he gay? Because I thought I saw him sneaking a peek at my Snookie.
Denise
(to Troy) I'm your first? Aren't you like 40?
Marc
I didn't think he'd be back so soon. His passport accidentally ended up in my bag. Completely innocent, fully deniable mistake. But now it's like he's some sort of stalker! I knew that was him at my gym and my bank and my backup gym...
Marc
Thank you so much for the ride, Bobby. It's Elizabeth Taylor week on Lifetime, and I could not miss Butterfield 8. She plays a prostitute who has to pay for her sins.
Justin