True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 2 Quotes
I want you to imagine a golden, glowing ball, radiating warmth and safety
Terry [comforting Lafayette]
I'm so happy I could cry, but I won't cause it's gross when I do
Jessica
You know in person she looks like vanilla pudding
Sookie [about Sarah]
Tara: Want me to take a look [at the water heater] and you can hold the line?
Eggs: See that was some spiteful shit you just said there. I got this.
I'm the man of the house. No offense, Carl..
Carl: None taken
Lorena: Why am I here?
Eric: We want the same thing, you and I.
Lorena: For a vampire, you are a terrible liar.
Bill: It's been a long night... don't feel like you have to
Sookie: Quit talking crazy
Bill: I just meant that I'd be satisfied to simply hold you
Sookie: I would not be satisfied. Not one bit.
Bill: What do you want, Sookie? Say it.
Sookie: I want you. Every which way. I just want you
Look if ya'll argue anymore I'm either gonna fall asleep or start screaming
Sookie
Sarah: I think that after all your trials, heart ache and pain. God wants you to have a reward
Jason: You sure?
Sarah: Let me reward you, Jason. Let me help you find your way back to joy
Eric: The vampires here, they're like cowboys. If they don't get Godric back they'll want justice. They'll start attacking people.
Bill: Open aggression against humans? That's insane.
Eric: Well, it's Texas
Tara: If you die I'm gonna be really pissed
Lafayette: That makes two of us
If you're worried about me seeing you naked, I have seen boy parts before and water ain't exactly opaque
Daphne [to Sam who's nervous about getting out of the water after skinny dipping]
Sookie [about Jessica]: You can teach her how to walk that line between vampire and human
Bill: Yes because I have mastered that
Sookie: Okay so you can teach each other
