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True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 4 Episode 1: "She's Not There" Quotes
Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
Lafayette
When I was a kid, I used to put a squirrel head on a lizard body and invent animals.
Terry
Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?
Eric
"Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you've pictured in your mind so precisely."
Eric [upon seeing Sookie naked]
We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.
Lafayette
I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.
Sookie
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