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True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 3 Episode 12: "Evil is Going On" Quotes
I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.
Sookie
You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?
Lafayette
Sometimes the right thing to do is the wrong thing. I know I did the right thing.
Jason
If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?
Eric
Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?
Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.
Sookie
I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.
Sookie
Don't you think being a shape-shifter is something you should tell someone before you sleep with them.
Tara
Just shut the f*%k up and die please.
Russell
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