United States of Tara Quotes
Hey Charm - you're going to be a great mother.
Max: Who's the parent around here?
Kate: No one!
I don't trust these small town locals - I am too...
I think it's supposed to be hard.
Courtney
Got it, like Barbie - no holes.
Kate
Max: Hey buddy, just in time for a little Billy Jack time.
Marshall: Starting to hate you.
On you know what I realized this morning? My bedroom window overlooks the Hubbard backyard and it has quite a view!
Charmaine
Tara: What happened to your neck?
Max: A door-to-door werewolf.
All I've done is be good to you. All I've ever done is be good to you.
Max
Can I ask you something, what does dogs in a bathtub mean?
Marshall
This s**t is biblical. Here I'll smoke you out.
Kate
It's always the diseases fault, not just someone being an a**hole.
Pammy