The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Quotes
Handler: If you want to kill somebody, why don't you kill Diego?
Lila: No.
Handler: Are you sure, darling? I'm sure it will make you feel better.
Vanya: Were you even gonna tell me?
Five: You know what? In my defense, no, alright?! And can you blame me? When you get angry, shit blows up.
Diego: The hell is the Majestic Twelve?
Elliott: It's a secret committee. Scientists, military, deep state. No one knows what they really do.
Diego: Wait, so they're government?
Elliott: Shadow government. Kennedy was the first president to try to push 'em into the light, but these guys are not to be trifled with.Majestic
You know, pink can actually be very masculine in the right setting.
Klaus
Ben: You really want to throw three years of sobriety out of the window?
Klaus: In case you didn't notice, the last three years have been a royal shitshow.
Five: Cut the crap, all right? My dimwitted brother might buy your bullshit, but I don't trust you for a second.
Lila: Oh, ye of little faith.
Five: Stick it up your ass.
It was hard, right? Losing everyone and getting stuck here? I'm glad you weren't alone.
Luther
Allison: Luther, I never gave up on you, any of you. I just assumed Five would come back eventually, but the last time he jumped--
Luther: Yeah, he was gone for years.
Allison: I just, I needed something to hold onto, and Ray gave me that.
Your life gets small. A little smaller every day. You don't even notice the box that you're in... until someone comes along and lets you out. You tell me... how you let her go.
Sissy
Lila: I just saved your life, you kinder-shit. If I hadn’t stepped in, all that would be left of you is a blazer and some bloody socks.
Five: And that’s the problem. You’re too good. You ask too many questions. You know too much. And you fight like you know what you're doing.
You know what? I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila, but I like it better when I know what they're lying about.
Diego
Ben: Curious. How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit before you start taking care of yourself?
Klaus: I’m thinking of a number between 11 and 25.
