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Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 4 Episode 6: "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" Quotes
Marge: We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
Movies! What a rip-off! I don't have to stand here and take this.
Grampa
I... zzzzzzz.
Marge: Do you want your son to grow up to be Chief Justice of the Supreme court or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?
Milhouse: I've seen the Itchy and Scratchy Movie 13 times.
Nelson: I've seen it 17 times!
Bart: You must be getting pretty tired of that movie by now, huh?
Milhouse: No one who saw the movie'd say that!
Nelson: Let's get him!
Dad, you and your stories. Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger...
Homer
Homer: (to Bart) Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, then he gets to break yours.
Grandpa: Aw, this is gonna be sweet.