Son of a puta!

Angela

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• Added: May 20, 2024

You don't have the imagination to predict what I can do.

Monica

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Tim: So I took your advice... went to therapy.
Lucy: And?
Tim: And my therapist turned out to be a blackmailing sociopath.
Lucy: You know that's not normal, right? One bad experience shouldn't tar the whole profession.
Tim: You want to know the irony?
Lucy: Yeah.
Tim: She was a good therapist.

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Lucy: Did you tell her anything revealing about me?
Tim: Uh, I believe the term I used was freak in the sheets.
Lucy: You're the worst.

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• Added: May 20, 2024

Tim: You probably saved my life.
Lucy: You had him.

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