The Office Season 6 Episode 26: "Whistleblower" Quotes
Darryl, you're on Facebook! Why do you tell people you're not on Facebook? People want to be your friends.
Nick
I probably tweeted it. I tweet, I text, I phone, I Skype ...
Kelly
I think we can all agree it's either Gabe or Angela. [Flips coin] It's Angela. Get her, boys.
Creed
There are only like 12 minutes that I felt was worth taping. And most of that was just birds in my condo complex. And I miss Holly.
Michael
That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. We cannot led the pedophile win!
Michael
Michael: I know these people. I know when their birthdays are. I know what their favorite kind of cake is. I know what color balloons they like.
Jo: All that's just birthday information, Michael.
[to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.
Phyllis
I have an early dinner. With the chief of police.
Michael
Gabe: Stanley, it's your turn.
Stanley: I didn't do it.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.
Ryan: I just sent myself a woof.
Erin: Ryan, you have a Woof on Line 1.