The Office Season 9 Episode 8: "The Target" Quotes
Where are gay men's vaginas?
Dwight
There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's a father of her child?
Dwight
He and the senator are gaying each other.
Dwight
It's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
Dwight
Trevor: Is it safe to talk?
Dwight: Well this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good.
Kevin: He's a sweet kid Daryl, but he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.
Pete: Kevin, I can hear you.
I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
Dwight
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