The Office Season 8 Episode 9: "Mrs. California" Quotes
Dwight: What is your goal?
Darryl: Help me!
Dwight: What do you want?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?! I don't buy it; that doesn't make any sense!...Wow...We figured out your goal...I am gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
We figured out your goal. I'm gonna make you the buffest dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.
Dwight
Dwight: What do you want?!?!
Darryl: To look good for Val!
Dwight: Val Kilmer?!? I don't buy it. That doesn't make any sense.
How do you think the Fonz got so cool? He stretched his pelvic bowl.
Dwight
Darryl: I figured I'd start slow.
Dwight: Is that the same philosophy you apply to buffalo wings?
We have a gym at home. It's called the bedroom.
Phyllis
Susan: You didn't say goodbye to your grandmother.
Andy: We promised we'd never say goodbye.
What I wouldn't give for one of Phyllis's classic room clearing farts right now.
Andy