The Office Season 9 Episode 9: "Dwight Christmas" Quotes
Jim: That's my favorite part of Christmas, the authority.
Pam: And the fear.
Dwight: Excuse me, I have to run to my car, to take a dump.
Kevin: wish my car had a bathroom.
I would start at the beginning, but I think I need to go farther back.
Toby
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?
Kevin
I didn't realize how many of Angela's opinions I agreed with...until she tried to have my knee caps shattered for sleeping with her husband.
Oscar
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