The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 1 Quotes
Great, let's go native. How good are you with a broadsword, Quentin?
Margo
You see two of you too, right?
Eliot
A golem of Margo. A Margolem.
Eliot
Now I kinda feel like a dick for making fun of your Garden State soundtrack.
Quentin
Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now?
Eliot
If you would just shut up for about for two seconds, this sex dream would pass the Bechdel test.
Alice
I'm literally becoming less cool with every word you speak.
Penny
Julia: What am I supposed to do?
Richard: Whichever is hardest.
This house is haunted as balls.
Quentin
Quentin: There is no substitute for a childhood of adventure, warmth, and love.
Penny: You will never be a man.
I owe you, like, a wookie life debt.
Quentin
Becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life.
Eliot