The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 16: "Falling Slowly" Quotes
OK, guys, picnic's cancelled.
Mike
Melissa: They're really invested in this picnic theme.
Gail: I don't know that I like living here anymore.
Mike: Phil, I gotta say I'm not totally comfortable with this arrangement.
Phil: Well, this is the arrangement we've got, so if you don't like it, there's the friggin' beads.
Mike: How'd you and Phil meet?
Carol: I saw his billboards and then I caught him sniffing my bra and then I almost shot him and then he wet himself. And we've been together ever since.
Mike: So just a classic "pee at first sight," huh?
Todd, this is not my first sexual rodeo. But still, you accepted me as a pure and unsullied vessel for your seed, and because of you, our child will not be a bastard. No judgment, Erica.
Carol
Carol: Well, there is Mike.
Phil: No, absolutely not. My own brother, Carol?
Carol: Well, re-enter Todd. Pun intended.
The movie is called 'Once'!
Melissa