The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 6: "A Real Live Wire" Quotes
What's he gonna do, punch it?
Melissa
Erica: My sister had kids and it turned her nether regions into a real war zone. Her boobs were like coin purses.
Carol: Well, who doesn't love a good coin purse? Put it in your hand and feel all those coins, just feel richer and richer the more you squeeze?
Todd: Careful.
Phil: Careful is my middle name, bro. Just kidding, it's Tandy.
Phil: We'll get a little power in this tower. A little wattage in this cottage.
Todd: A little sizzle in the hizzle.
Carol: It's so nice to see the two of you fisting each other again.
Phil: Oh. Yeah, yeah...
Carol: You keep this up, pretty soon you'll be fisting the entire community.
Phil: Hope to.
Phil: Phil's not the only one around here with skills to pay the bills.
Carol: You're gonna pay the bills with your skill-set?
Phil: I'm gonna try!
I thought he was gonna take his pants off...
Gail