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The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Episode 4: "The Separation of Church and Dan" Quotes
Darlene: Why is he outside?
Becky: He's watching TV.
Oh, good my 11-year old approaching strangers at the mall why don't we double down and just have you hitchhike there.
Darlene
Mark: We're learning about democracy.
Jackie: Oh, it's a class in ancient history.
Jackie: So since your mom used to handle the holidays I thought we should talk about a game plan for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Darlene: Oh, I say we follow the Conner tradition and spend every dollar we have on Halloween and we have nothing to be thankful for or buy Christmas presents with.