The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 12: "Hot For Teacher and Writing a Wrong" Quotes
Oh, you’re going to be a whole different kind of special.
Dan [to Beverly Rose]
Mark: I think I might be able to get a great college essay out of this. I’m a gay contrabassoonist from the wrong side of the tracks.
Darlene: Buckle in.
Mark: Why?
Darlene: Because you are on a rocket sled to Harvard.
Your snooping is causing me to do something no Conner has ever done. I’m going to go open a savings account.
Mark
Becky: Can you watch Beverly Rose?
Dan: In the hardware store? We had a broken bag of birdseed, and the rats are running around like it’s a Vegas buffet. I could give her a mallet, and she could play whack a mole.
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