Do you know the vending machine is broken?

Red

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• Added: October 22, 2014

I'm the snake in the grass.

Red

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• Added: October 22, 2014

As a rule, I consider jealousy to be a base emotion, but in this case it's quite endearing.

Red

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Your safety is of great concern to me.

Red

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• Added: October 22, 2014

Snap on your tinfoil hat, Lizzie.

Red

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• Added: October 17, 2014

I never send anyone I care about to Solvang.

Red

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• Added: October 17, 2014

Some people aren't wired to handle stress.

Liz

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• Added: October 17, 2014

Carla Reddington was a miserable housewife married to a miserable man. That woman no longer exists.

Naomi

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• Added: October 17, 2014

He's not who you think he is.

Naomi

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• Added: October 17, 2014

You were having such a great time!

Red

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• Added: October 17, 2014

Mr. Vargas.... sounds like some shady character in a Humphrey Bogart film. I like him already.

Red

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• Added: October 07, 2014

Try a grapefruit gusher. It's just like you today, a little sour.

Red

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• Added: October 07, 2014