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Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 16: "The Positive Negative Reaction" Quotes
Bernadette: How is that a drunk text?
Amy: He used a period instead of a question mark. He's so wasted!
Leonard: You know what we should do?
Sheldon: All go out and get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us?
I shouldn't be raising a kid! I don't even eat my own vegetables.
Howard
Leonard: Why, 'oh no'?
Sheldon: Because this changes everything. What about comic book night? What about playing games together? What about our trips to Disneyland? How can we do those things with a child around?!"
We're gonna be parents! We're gonna get to board planes first! I'm finally gonna get to see what's in that family bathroom at the mall!
Howard
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