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The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 6: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm" Quotes
Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive
Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough
Wolowitz
Leonard: I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puppery.
Kurt: Call me a "puppy animal?"
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