That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 14: "Stolen Car" Quotes
Hyde: So what do you guys want to do?
Eric: We could walk to the Hub.
Hyde: Too far.
Eric: We could walk to...
Hyde: Too far.
Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.
Red
Cop #2: Which one of you is Eric Forman?
Eric: Oh, that's me.
Cop #2: Wait a second... is your father Red Forman?
Eric (nervously): Yes.
Cop #2: You poor bastard!
We're not all in trouble here. (to Kelso) Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. (to Fez) Your parents don't even live in this country. (to Hyde) And your mom? Probably one cell over.
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