Superstore
Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBCSuperstore Season 5 Quotes
Bo, stop! You need to take this seriously. I can't keep bailing you out of jail. We have, like, no money.
Cheyenne
Attention, employees! Just a reminder that this couch here is not a mobile hotspot. No cellphones, per usual. Don't know why I have to say it again.
Amy
Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Jonah
It's kind of a bummer to find out this way that the two of you are raising my baby!
Amy
We both know that I just threw on the first thing I found in the store, okay?
Maya
Sandra: Jonah's in love with Amy!
Maya: Wait...what?
Amy: What? I don't know that...Jonah is that true?
Jonah: It's true. I love her. Sorry, Kelly. I probably should've told you before telling the entire store, but I am breaking up with you.
Maya: It seems like I should give you guys a little privacy.
Jonah: Uh, no, no, no! Because I need to explain more to you, Kelly. You're a great gal, but Amy and I just have a connection.
Kelly: I hate coming to this stupid store.
Amy: It's like this union is my baby and I don't even get to drop it off at college.
Jonah: Our baby.
Amy: Okay, yeah, sure. You help, obviously. And I love that you have a connection with the baby-
Jonah: Are we still talking about the...?
Amy: The union. Yeah, of course.
I'm not just Dan's assistant. I'm also his personal stylist.
Mateo
No. I'm not gonna take a nap. I'm going to...where was I going?
Amy
We still have a lot to do for our health and safety inspection on Friday.
Amy
I've recreated your ideal sleep scenario. Warm lights, one pillow for your head, one pillow to hug, a laptop queued to the eleven o'clock news...
Jonah
I guess this is a losing battle. The more I try and get to her the further she runs away.
Amy
