T'ana: The anesthetic is useless. We have to work through their pain. Your hands clean?
Tendi: Uhhh.
T'ana: Hold this. Don't pass out. Nobody's authorized to pass out!
Stevens: That's my heart! It hurts when you pump it!

Mariner: We've been serving together for a year and I still don't get why you worship those guys.
Boimler: They're heroes!
Mariner: All they care about is glory. Stuff that could earn them a mention in the history books. They don't really care about us.

Doctor T'ana: We need to get this man to sick bay immediately. He is very important.
Captain Freeman: What makes him so special?
Doctor T'ana: Nothing. He's worthless. It's the slime, Captain. He's covered in slime that could save us all.
Captain Freeman: Everyone! Protect this slime!

Mariner: Still happy to be here?
Tendi: Are you kidding? I got to hold a heart!

Admiral: Everything all right, Captain Freeman? I heard you had some sort of rage virus?
Captain Freeman: Ransom tried to eat a guy. We're fine.

Captain Freeman: I've had enough. I'm throwing her in the brig.
Admiral: We already tried that. You know it doesn't work. She loves the brig.

Who has time for romance when there's a level two diagnostic just sitting there, waiting to be run!

Rutherford

I thought you were like a boring worker drone. And you are. But inside that drone is an ambitious little weasel. And inside that weasel, might be a tiny human being.

Mariner

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Boimler: Romulan whiskey is against regulations!
Mariner: Yeah, because it's awesome.

First contact is a delicate, high-stakes operation of diplomacy. One must be ready for anything humanity is interacting with an alien race for the first time. But we don't do that. Our specialty is SECOND contact. Still pretty important. We get all the paperwork signed, make sure we're spelling the name of the planet right, get to know all the good places to eat...

Boimler