South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Episode 3: "Timmy 2000" Quotes
Mr. Garrison: Now who can tell me what famous person wrote the Declaration of Independence...let me see...how about the new student, Timmy??
Timmy: TIM-MAY!!!
Mr. Garrison: No, it wasn't you Timmy, try again.
Timmy: (garbled words)
Mr. Garrison: Did you not do your homework?
Stan: Haven't you figured it out yet?? Timmy's retarded.
Mr. Garrison: Don't call people names Stanley!!! Timmy, you need to work on your study skills!
Timmy: (garbled noise and blabber)
Mr. Garrison: Are you mocking me?? That's it!! I'm sending your butt to the principal's office!
Sheila: Kyle was always running around, screaming, like he was a little eight-year-old.
Kyle: But I am eight.
Stan: Oh my goodness, you killed Kenny.
Kyle: (indifferently) Bastard.
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TIM-MAY!