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South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Episode 11: "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" Quotes
A haiku is just like a normal American poem except it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
Mr. Garrison
(during planetarium show)
Principal Victoria : Oh man this is boring.
Some guy: Yeah, who finds this stuff interesting?
High teenager 1: Dude, this is totally killer.
High teenager 2: I hope this goes on for like7 months.
Ok children, now I'm going to remind you that this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, so let's behave ourselves.
Mr. Garrison
Ass full of pork fat, jiggles like a jello-mold, mouth is flapping too.
Kyle's 2nd Haiku