Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!

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He promised everything would change if we worshiped him, but we're still sitting here smoking cigarettes like before. It's like Obama all over again.

Goth Kid

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How is it that Mint and Berry came together delivering full flavor and intense crunch?

Mint Berry Crunch

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Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman (as The Coon)

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Stan: Dude you're freaking out Mint Berry Crunch, he's just peed his pants.
Mint Berry Crunch: No, no, Mint Berry Crunch doesn't ever pee his pants!

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