Sex and the City Season 4 Quotes
Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?
Charlotte
Miranda: Why are you proposing?
Steve: I thought that's what you wanted!
Miranda: I don't want to marry you, Steve!
Steve: Well I don't want to marry you either!
Miranda: Then what are we doing?
Steve: There's gonna be a baby, and I...I just don't wanna just be a guy that sees you at the playground. I wanna help.
Miranda: That doesn't mean we have to get married! You're not in love with me, right?
Steve: No. Especially not right now I'm not.
Miranda: Why didn't I use a condom?
Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception.
Miranda: Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want me to leave?
Miranda: No I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
Samantha: "Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman."
Miranda: They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
Carrie: HAVE you ever cried over a legal brief?
Miranda: Yes, but only in the privacy of my own office.
Miranda: Men, wait, let me rephrase that, some men...
Carrie: Good move, counselor. That will look much better on the court transcripts of this dinner.
Carrie (about Aidan): Maybe I should try to get Big and him and me together.
Miranda: Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?
I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
Carrie
Meanwhile, back on the farm...young Mcdonald had Samantha.
A squirrel is just a rat in a cuter outfit.
Carrie
They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."
Charlotte
Samantha: I lost my orgasm.
Carrie: In the cab?
Charlotte: What do you mean, lost?
Samantha: I mean, I spent the last two hours fucking with no finale.
Carrie: It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there.
Samantha: I can always get there.
Charlotte: Evey time you have sex?
Carrie: She's exaggerating! Please say you're exaggerating.
Samantha: Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it my business to come!
Carrie: See, I've been a no-show on more than one occasion.
Charlotte: Sex can still be great without an orgasm.
Samantha: That is such a crock of shit.
Carrie: She has a point.
Samantha: What is wrong with me?
Carrie: Listen, you've got plenty of orgasms under your belt. You're gonna be fine! Now retrace your steps. Were you on top?
Samantha: How is that relevant?
Charlotte: You mean you can have them on the bottom?
Samantha: Top, bottom, upside down...
Carrie: OK, now you're just showing off!
