Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24: "My Drive-By" Quotes
Elliot: I don't know how much longer I can avoid sleeping with Jake, man.
J.D.: It's easy. If you ever find yourself in a romantic situation, just do something that's a complete turn-off.
Carla: You know, like how you can swallow your whole fist.
(to Doug, after he takes his scooter away) No offense son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you driving that around the halls.
Dr. Kelso