Scream Queens Season 1 Quotes
Chin up, Chanel. At least you wore something nice today. Remember to smile for your mugshot, it'll be on Gawker by sundown. Oh my god, I'm burping uncontrollably like Robert Durst! They'll know I'm guilty!
Chanel
It smell like booty in here.
Denise Hemphill
So why are you baking toenail cookies and giving them to children? Why are you hurting them instead of Chanel?
Hester
Sorry. Not sorry.
Dean Munsch
I saw a girl last year dressed as Slutty Al-Qaeda!
Chad Radwell
That is such a Mary Todd Lincoln thing to say.
Chanel
I told you money was no object. I am gross rich, Cliff!
Chanel
Listen, there are real bodies of real dead people. And there's a guy in an ice cream cone nailed to the wall, bless his heart. Please send help! Sweet baby Jesus.
Zayday
Wow. Those cotton balls do not provide much energy, do they?
Chanel #3
I'm as skinny as Karen Carpenter in the morgue and Chad Radwell still won't commit to me. I may die at the end of a serial killer's blade but I refuse to die hungry.
Chanel
Denise Hemphill: Happy Halloween, Zayday. I hope you have a good time at your haunted party and get to murder lots of folks. Just remember: Denise Hemphill has her eyes on you.
Chad: Sometimes I come out here and I just rub my hands on the gravestones...and when I find a gravestone I like, I uh, I get turned on and I rub one out to it.
Hester: I get it. I get you more than anyone. I also find the thought of dead bodies extremely arousing.
Chad: Oh god, that is such a relief to hear.