Scream Queens Quotes
The proof is in the pudding -- or, as I should say, the proof is in the blood pudding. No, actually, I shouldn't, and I apologize for going for the pun. The minute it left my mouth I felt dirty.
Dean Munsch
Cassidy: So, you're the other Green Meanie that's been killing people around here?
Nurse Hoffel: I haven't killed anyone here yet. What are you talking about?
Cassidy: Well, I didn't kill all the victims. There's someone else running around here killing people too.
Nurse Hoffel: You have a problem. Zayday's getting close, yes?
Cassidy: I was gonna kill her next but... she kinda scares me.
Until you prove that you're completely healthy, I just can't let you get up in all this.
Brock Holt
Don't worry, Mom. I'll take care of everything.
Cassidy Cascade
Listen up, bovines. Polite society says we can't haze you. But we can insist that you clean Chanel #5's bedpans before we return home, and she takes monster dumps. I want that thing sanitized. I want it so clean that we could eat novelty sundaes out of it. Now!
Chanel
Dr. Brock Holt: Hello, everyone! I have good news and better news. The good news is our accents have all apparently settled into the same dignified upper crust, inconsistent English accent.
Chanel #3: It's really incredible. We sound like the cast of 'Remains of the Day.'
Chanel #5: The coffee is disgusting.
Zayday: It's not coffee, it's tea.
Chanel #5: I'm pretty sure that I ordered coffee.
Zayday: You didn't order anything, because this is a home, not a restaurant.
How dare you? Just for that, I'm gonna make you go get me more sweatpants. These ones are full of farts.
Chanel #5
Chanel #5: Morfan, get out of the way. Who is that you're talking to?
Chanel: #5 may I introduce Chanel Pour-Homme.
Chanel: I could have sworn I heard Chanel #5 scream.
Munsch: How could you hear her from across the hospital?!
#3: She's drawn to Chanel #5's pain like a shark to blood in the water. She's developed a fine tune addiction to it.
Chanel: Besides, I don't know if I could love anyone after what happened with Chad. I need time.
Dr. Holt: Take all you need. Not really.
Chanel: I probably only need a couple of hours. I have, like, zero emotional object permanence.
