Riverdale
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Penelope: Please, Cheryl, the letters are my peace offering to you. Proof, I hope, that I truly have changed. You must read them.
Cheryl: So, where are they, Mother? And may Mephistopheles have mercy on your soul if you’re lying to me.
Tabitha: Jug, we’re parked at the edge of the parking lot. You won’t be able to see three feet in front of you. What if…what if something’s out there?
Jughead: No, no, come on. I’ll be right back.
Luckily, I have a serious penchant for drip sheet candles.
Veronica
Betty: Are we dating?
Archie: I mean, I’m not seeing anyone else. And I love when we’re together. It just feels right, you know?
Betty: I’m glad you feel that way because I’m late. My period is two weeks late and I’m never late, like ever.
Tabitha: Except, I didn’t do it consciously. It was like a reflex. The bullet hit me and it triggered a time jump. But why to 1944?
Raphael: Maybe you’re needed here for a mission?
Tabitha: Who are you? Really?
Paul Prince: My name is “Legion,” but blow out the candle and I am the dark.
Tabitha: I don’t know what your angle is with this shame train project, but the only person it will benefit is you.
Percival Pickens: Well, your neighbors may feel differently. They, in fact, may want you to do what’s best for the town. And sell me that land.
Tabitha: Hmm, again … never.
Tabitha: One thing a lot of people don’t know about me. In college, I was on the varsity fencing team and the debate team.
[Continues fighting with Paul Prince]
Tabitha: My favorite philosophical argument was, “If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?” I would always say yes!
[She lunges for Paul Prince and he disappears]
Percival Pickens: Right, let’s try this again, shall we?
Archie: I don’t think so. You took your shot and you missed!
Toni: I could step it up a notch. There’s an old tradition that’s due for a Cirque du Soleil-type reinvention.
Tabitha: What tradition?
Toni: It’s a little thing we call, “The Serpent Dance.”
Burn her, Cheryl! Burn your mother. Okay, focus! Visualize it and make her pay for all the pain she’s caused you. Set her ass on fire!
Betty
Cheryl: Nana, poor Darius has burned to a crisp. He’s nothing more than a pile of ash! I’m certain it’s Abigail’s doing.
Nana Blossom: That doll … it hasn’t twitched all night.
[Cheryl touches the doll]
Cheryl: It’s cold to the touch. What new bedevilment is this?
