Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Quotes
Life is about balance, so you can have a girlfriend and work on the mission.
Asta
Harry: Asta! I am in love, and it makes me want to dance!
Asta: Oh my God, but it didn't teach you how!
She is perfect in every way. I have a strange desire to smell her. That would be weird. I bet she smells like a feather pillow locked in a hot car.
Harry [inner voice]
I have no choice but to leave earth. We have been brainstorming all morning, the storm has stopped, and now there is just mud.
Harry
What if we fake Harry’s death? You can’t get evicted if you’re dead.
D’Arcy
My heart sweats. Words, heat, remains in my chest. You are a light in the blackout. I’d like to touch you where the eggs pop out. It’s titled. Bird Boner.
Harry
Asta: What the hell were you doing?
Harry: I don’t know. My knees are weak and my palms are sweating. I know what this is. I have seen this in human movies. I am in love!
Asta: What? No. You have just met her.
Harry: I luh love her! I cannot help it. I feel luuhhh love for her. It’s like how I feel love for you, Asta, but it is different. It is not just in my head or in my heart, but it is in my pants. Is that why they call it in love? Because it is in your pants?
if you do something special and nobody knows about it, are you still special?
D’Arcy
Mike: Now why would a well-respected military chemist end up living way out here like some kind of creepy ass fairytale witch?
Liv: They say she kind of lost it after she saw her husband die in a lab accident.
Mike: Lab accident? You sayin’ we could be facin’ a supervillain?
Hey, no one’s ever taken on the housing council before. What’s up with you? You some kind of bad boy or something?
Heather
I just saved the world with a banana. How was your day?
D’Arcy
Kate: You, uh, feelin' a bit of a draft there?
Harry: Yes, yes. The cold air on my underparts keeps my scrotum taut.
Ben: OK, well, I don't really want to know what's going on with your scrotum. Would you mind closing your robe, please?
