Pushing Daisies Season 1 Quotes
Olive: Maybe John Joseph faked his death. People do that all the time.
Emerson: No, they don't.
Think of it as an escrow. Between my thighs.
Emerson
What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!
Olive
Ned hates Halloween, you know. Makes him moodier than a pumpkin full of PMS.
Olive
(to Ned) Your thing is waking up dead people. My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up.
Emerson
(about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
Emerson
Ned: Care to dance?
Chuck: Yes, please.
Ned: You know what our problem is?
Chuck: If you're referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem.
Ned: It's a pretty big obstacle.
Chuck: Not compared to our others problems.
Ned: We've got other problems?
Emerson: I'm going to kill myself.
No, actually I want to talk about this. I could let it go, but like the cat, it will come back, which I wouldn't call annoying but, there's no really great way of saying half-annoying, which it is a little bit.
Ned
Lefty: Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
Vivian: Is bunkmate a euphemism for...?
Lefty: Not in this case, ma'am.
Lefty: I'm sorry, was that guy your boyfriend? The guy who took a step back and let you fall?
Chuck: It was actually a really affectionate gesture. In context
I was born into the life of windmillery.
Elsita