Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.
Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.
Ron
Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.
Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
Leslie
the American melting pot.
First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.
Andy
We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
Leslie
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.
Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray
Jen
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.
My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.
Leslie
He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to go
Tom
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.
In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into a
Ben
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
Dangerfield impression.
If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I
Chris
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.