Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 3: "Time Capsule" Quotes
She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy you can just tell people she's crazy. "Hey, Tom, I heard you and Lucy broke up." "Yeah, man. Turns out, she's crazy." That's what they always do on Entourage.
Tom
For my item I chose a picture of my ex-girlfriend, Lucy, with a mustache drawn on her face and stink lines coming off her, because she stinks!
Tom
Hey, Leslie. I have an idea. Why don't we put Eduardo in there and seal the top so that he suffocates and dies.
Andy
Hmm, a disappointingly good idea from Jerry.
Tom