Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 8: "Smallest Park" Quotes
Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
Chris: Now how big is the park, exactly?
Leslie: It is .000003 square miles.
Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
April
Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
Ron
I think that comic sans always screams fun, right?
Jerry
As a mature, reasonable adult I understand that this will be the last project Ben and I will be working on together. So, please join us the grand opening of Pawnee's smallest park on November 12th, 2070.
Leslie
One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.
Andy
I once hosted a forum about a new bike rack that lasted seven hours. Now, when I need these people to complain they're done in 45 minutes?
Leslie
My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
Ron