Alison: Why do I have this face? I could've been born with many faces. I could've been a cop or I could've been a scientist. But I wound up microwaving mini-pizzas and chauffeuring kids to circus camp. Why this life?
Donnie: Because we're happy?

Talk to the bouncing hand, Donnie!

Alison

Alison: Why do I love my sisters so much when they've ruined my life?
Donnie: Your life isn't ruined! It's just waiting for you to come back and sparkle it up.

My hand is purple, and it makes the air all fuzzy.

Alison

Shove it up your bleached ass.

Sarah [to Rachel]

Let's go kidnap my daughter.

Sarah

Delphine: I'm not a ghost.
Mrs. S: Yeah, I heard.

I know it's been a sad day, but we're going to take such good care of you.

Rachel [to Kira]

I want to know why I'm like this. And I don't want to go with you! I'm going with Rachel!

Kira

You have no idea the volcano that outfit is inspiring in me right now.

Ferdinand

MK: Thank you for trying, Sarah. I wish it could have been different for us.
Sarah: Me too.

I don't need to hit you, Ferdinand. I don't need to anymore.

Rachel

Orphan Black Season 5 Quotes

Felix: Oh my god! I almost hit you with a pan!
Art: Yeah, well, I almost shot you, so we're even.

Mud: Tweedle Small and Tweedle Tall!
Cosima [to Charlotte]: Ignore her.