New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Quotes
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?
Jess
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
Schmidt
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
Schmidt
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.
Nick
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.
Nick
This looks like an ad for a bong making company.
Jess
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.
Schmidt
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Welcome to hell, Miller!
Winston
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.
Schmidt