New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 5 Episode 7: "Wig" Quotes
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
Nick
I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
Schmidt
I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
Winston
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
Nick
Nick, we're making sex.
Schmidt
Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
Winston
That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
Schmidt
The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
Winston
You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
Winston
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