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Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXNew Girl Season 1 Episode 10: "The Story of the 50" Quotes
Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!
Schmidt
Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!
Schmidt
Schmidt's world is different than ours. They speak a different language. They shorten every word to one syllable. Last month, he went to a party called "Bros Before Hos on the Moon". What does that even mean!?
Nick
Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants!
Schmidt
Schmidt: Tonight was tens across the board. No splash. Nobody's ever done anything like that for me before.
Jess: Anytime, Schmidt. Anytime.
Benjamin [referring to Jess]: Are you hitting that?
Schmidt: What? No!
Benjamin: Then I think I'll help myself...to sex with your friend.
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