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Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 9 Episode 1: "Lake Life" Quotes
Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.
Claire
Cam: The doctor says absolutely no sun while I'm on these antibiotics.
Mitchell: What would happen? Because if it's anything short of death, I think you should risk it.
No one wants your stupid science, Alex!
Jay
Mitchell: I ran into this guy who runs the bait shop.
Jay: Is that a gay bar?
Mitchell: I ran into this guy who runs the bait shop.
Jay: Is that a gay bar?
I don't trust lakes. Where I come from this is where we dump drugs and dead bodies.
Gloria
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