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Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Episode 2: "First Days" Quotes
I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.
Cam
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.
Phil
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.
Cam
He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.
Gloria
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