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Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Episode 16: "Bad Hair Day" Quotes
Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!
Phil
I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.
Mitchell
I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.
Mitchell
I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.
Phil
We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.
Mitchell
I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.
Phil
Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.
Cameron
Just coffee for me today. Black. Like I feel on the inside.
Manny
All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.
Claire