Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy" Quotes
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Jay
It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.
Gloria
Stop acting like I'm some staunchy old coot! I've grown.
Jay
You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?
Phil [to Claire]
And what are we supposed to tell the baby? Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!
Mitchell
I think we're all having a baby!
Phil
Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
Claire
I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.
Jay [about Manny]
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