Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Episode 7: "A Fair to Remember" Quotes
Haley: I’m Alex, who are you?
Andy: I’m their manny.
Haley: Nice try, I know their Manny and you look nothing like him.
Andy: Ohhh, you’re Haley.
Have you seen the way he looks at her? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Claire
Uh, uh, nobody throws up until I sing.
Phil
She’s so new to our school, she doesn’t even realize that I’m a full social class below her.
Alex
You didn’t seem to care when you were eating all his practice cake.
Gloria [to Jay]
That’s the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Miz!!
Cam
Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.
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