Marry Me
Tuesdays 9:00 PM on NBCMarry Me Season 1 Episode 5: "Thank Me" Quotes
The war between wife and mother-in-law is a tale as old as Everybody Loves Raymond.
Annie
Fred: You know I don't throw this word around a lot, mainly because it's a little silly, but you are what we in the cheese community like to call a prodi-cheese.
Gil: Wow, that's the first compliment I've gotten in eleven weeks.
Kay: You're taking American cheese singles to a holiday dinner party? Was the last Thanksgiving you went to hosted by a Garbage Pail Kid?
Gil: Ha ha, you're hilarious Kay, but you know you're not supposed to encourage my beliefs that the Garbage Pail Kids are real.
Kay: God, talking to you is not great.
Jake, please. I really want to host this like Norman Rockwell-esque Thanksgiving where I come out and I'm holding the turkey like this and everyone's like, "Oh my god how does she do it? She makes it look so easy. She's like Jackie O meets Murphy Brown with Jennifer Aniston's arms."
Annie