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Magnum P.I.
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on CBSMagnum P.I. Season 1 Episode 17: "Black is the Widow" Quotes
Abby: So, you're a private dick?
Magnum: I prefer private investigator.
Abby: I prefer dick.
I don't mind getting sweaty.
Magnum
It looks like Abby might not be the perfect woman after all.
Magnum
Online dating? I'd rather get hit in the face with a horseshoe.
Higgins
I don't need some dating app to meet women.
Magnum
It's no wonder you are all still single.
Higgins
Magnum: So what you're saying is hiring me was nothing more than a smoke screen?
Katsumoto: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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